This is me
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Hello, my friends. My name is Roger Englert. My homies call me "Mick". My family consists of 2 sisters: Heather and Kim. Kim is the smaller and less important. Heather is the oldest child and she's cooler then you. My mother is an HR manager at fairchild semiconductor and enjoys football too much then any one person should. My father is a tall moustached man who likes taking his cute little son out hunting and shooting and killing and what not, and also is an all around handy person. My hobbies include writing and mixing my little songs on my computer. I play the guitar and bass. But, I specialize in the bass. I also like shooting my rifles and especially my bow. I love my bow. My personality is somewhat sporadic. I usually stay rather calm and conserved. But on off days I cant control my outbursts of vulgarity and hateful "fightin words" and what not. But, Im overall quite friendly.
I was born December 26, 91.

Movie: Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 corpses, Sgt. Pepper's, and A Beautiful Mind
Country: Sweden, Jeruselam, and that tiny speck in the middle of Italy
Season: Summer
Book: I am America, and so can you!
Music: Lamb of God, Megadeth, Strapping Young Lad, Pantera, Sadus, Children of Bodom, Etcetera
Color: Neon fucia with a subtle hint of burgundy
Activities/Hobbies: Bass playing, Guitar playing, Bow Hunting, Wasting my precious youth watching television, Accusing small children of theft, trespassing, and cheating, and playing Hide and Seek
"Sure, yelling and accusing 6-year old children of cheating is fun, but its also teaching them a lesson about cheating. Besides, your not really mad. Your just play mad, fun mad... f&*%$ing cheaters." --- John Campbell

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." --- Jack Handley